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The 5 Best Office Pets In The History Of The Universe!

The 5 Best Office Pets In The History Of The Universe!


Workplace happiness is an elusive concept. Some people spend their entire lives chasing it. They plan company cocktail parties, tell jokes at their office, use celebrity emojis in their workplace texts, and try to befriend their coworkers by gifting them Kylie Lip Kits. Even after all of this, they still can’t achieve workplace bliss. What are they missing? This April 1st, Good&Co is happy to announce that we’ve finally found the secret to workplace happiness — the office pet. After traveling all across the country, interviewing hundreds of companies with animals, we have compiled the ultimate list of the five best office pets in the history of the universe!

1)The Cow

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The cow! What? Yes, about 50% of companies we surveyed said that once they brought a cow to the office, their lives changed for the better. Cows sure know how to keep you productive and moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooving along. Companies from Silicon Valley to Fifth Avenue now have their very own cow. Cows are the new bean bag chair! One CEO said. “After we adopted a cow, everyone at my company stopped complaining about the lack of benefits and our total lack of revenue and just became happy workers. Who needs to replace their employees with robots when you can just buy a cow!” Do yourself a favor and have a cow.

2) The Cow

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The cow! What? Yes, about 50% of companies we surveyed said that once they brought a cow to the office, their lives changed for the better. Cows sure know how to keep you productive and moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooving along. Companies from Silicon Valley to Fifth Avenue now have their very own cow. Cows are the new bean bag chair! One CEO said. “After we adopted a cow, everyone at my company stopped complaining about the lack of benefits and our total lack of revenue and just became happy workers. Who needs to replace their employees with robots when you can just buy a cow!” Do yourself a favor and have a cow.

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3) The Cow

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The cow! What? Yes, about 50% of companies we surveyed said that once they brought a cow to the office, their lives changed for the better. Cows sure know how to keep you productive and moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooving along. Companies from Silicon Valley to Fifth Avenue now have their very own cow. Cows are the new bean bag chair! One CEO said. “After we adopted a cow, everyone at my company stopped complaining about the lack of benefits and our total lack of revenue and just became happy workers. Who needs to replace their employees with robots when you can just buy a cow!” Do yourself a favor and have a cow.

4) The Cow

Image result for cow

The cow! What? Yes, about 50% of companies we surveyed said that once they brought a cow to the office, their lives changed for the better. Cows sure know how to keep you productive and moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooving along. Companies from Silicon Valley to Fifth Avenue now have their very own cow. Cows are the new bean bag chair! One CEO said. “After we adopted a cow, everyone at my company stopped complaining about the lack of benefits and our total lack of revenue and just became happy workers. Who needs to replace their employees with robots when you can just buy a cow!” Do yourself a favor and have a cow.

5) The Cow

Image result for cow

The cow! What? Yes, about 50% of companies we surveyed said that once they brought a cow to the office, their lives changed for the better. Cows sure know how to keep you productive and moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooving along. Companies from Silicon Valley to Fifth Avenue now have their very own cow. Cows are the new bean bag chair! One CEO said. “After we adopted a cow, everyone at my company stopped complaining about the lack of benefits and our total lack of revenue and just became happy workers. Who needs to replace their employees with robots when you can just buy a cow!” Do yourself a favor and have a cow.

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Author

Daniel Spielberger is a writer from Los Angeles. In his spare time, he curates a fashion Instagram for a Beverly Hills doctor called "Fashionista_MD." Check out his website: www.danielspielberger.com

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